
#1:
eat more nogstyle to enlarge your chances.

#2:
remember: at around one hundred degrees of a secret measurement something starts to melt.

#3:
just get red.

#4:
yes, mr. waterbottle, stay!

#5:
with nordic attitude you may hunt your suede yourself.

#6:
you must not trust a boy wearing white t-shirts.

#7:
ask a friend to help you clean your shoes.

#8:
don't let your children get fat.

#9:
people may tell you that you've wasted your time. so what?

#10:
if this attracts you, weep!

#11:
never leave your wife without a present.

#12:
enter politics and get active for something you adore.

#13:
feel a scratchy motorgrill on your solarplexus.

#14:
after cleaning a car, you may want to buy one yourself.

#15:
send a mail with regards from your imaginary brother-in-law to the other end of the world.

#16:
go and shake an old woman's hand.

#17:
everbody should pay something with his ass once in his life.

#18:
support a support group for ex-non-smokers.

#19:
visit the paralympics and watch it blindfold.

#20:
try to teach english speaking people the difference between "ü" and "u".

#21:
drink beer.

#22:
once grown up, grow down!

#23:
find somthing that rhymes with "mensch".

#24:
try to make a photograph of superman while metamorphosing.

#25:
learn by heart the worst sayings of bud spencer and terence hill.

#26:
found a band called after something silly.

#27:
visit a football match and wear a black and yellow jersey.

#28:
read a dime novel and write a better one.

#29:
make a barbecue at the end of january and sing "california dreamin'".

#30:
improve all sounds you can make with your mouth except talking.

#31:
tell children that watching oneself in a spoon means watching a future top manager.

#32:
learn to swim.

#33:
take a no-frills airline to south europe, go shopping in the sun and be back at dawn.

#34:
"je suis malade" has nothing to do with breakfast.

#35:
teach your dog singing.

#36:
find people to make westfalia independent from germany.

#37:
draw your boss on some pieces of paper, make flyers and throw them all over the place.

#38:
go and watch the next tractor pulling in your region.

#39:
make a rock'n roll dancing course together with your girl-friend.

#40:
make love, not peace!

#41:
pretend to be a painter.

#42:
don't find the answer to the question of all questions, be it!

#43:
tell people about your daily doing in vietnam.

#44:
admit the things you did on your best friend's wedding.

#45:
invent a new three worded language.

#46:
clean up your flat!

#47:
dress up, run over crowded places with one hand on your ear and shout "don't!".

#48:
try to be faster over the stairs than your colleagues in the elevator.

#49:
rent a schrebergarten.

#50:
see a woman win and shed an appropriate number of tears.

#51:
wrap some furniture into newspapers with the latest stock charts.

#52:
write down all numbers you know without using ciphers.

#53:
heat up your car in summer, close all windows and pick up some hitchhikers.

#54:
let the sunshine out.

#55:
kiss your partner in public.

#56:
perform "child in time" for your friends or your colleagues.

#57:
take a day ticket for the local bus and go for a drive watching your home town.
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