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#1:
eat more nogstyle to enlarge your chances.
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#2:
remember: at around one hundred degrees of a secret measurement something starts to melt.
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#3:
just get red.
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#4:
yes, mr. waterbottle, stay!
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#5:
with nordic attitude you may hunt your suede yourself.
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#6:
you must not trust a boy wearing white t-shirts.
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#7:
ask a friend to help you clean your shoes.
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#8:
don't let your children get fat.
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#9:
people may tell you that you've wasted your time. so what?
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#10:
if this attracts you, weep!
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#11:
never leave your wife without a present.
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#12:
enter politics and get active for something you adore.
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#13:
feel a scratchy motorgrill on your solarplexus.
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#14:
after cleaning a car, you may want to buy one yourself.
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#15:
send a mail with regards from your imaginary brother-in-law to the other end of the world.
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#16:
go and shake an old woman's hand.
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#17:
everbody should pay something with his ass once in his life.
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#18:
support a support group for ex-non-smokers.
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#19:
visit the paralympics and watch it blindfold.
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#20:
try to teach english speaking people the difference between "ü" and "u".
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#21:
drink beer.
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#22:
once grown up, grow down!
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#23:
find somthing that rhymes with "mensch".
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#24:
try to make a photograph of superman while metamorphosing.
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#25:
learn by heart the worst sayings of bud spencer and terence hill.
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#26:
found a band called after something silly.
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#27:
visit a football match and wear a black and yellow jersey.
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#28:
read a dime novel and write a better one.
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#29:
make a barbecue at the end of january and sing "california dreamin'".
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#30:
improve all sounds you can make with your mouth except talking.
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#31:
tell children that watching oneself in a spoon means watching a future top manager.
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#32:
learn to swim.
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#33:
take a no-frills airline to south europe, go shopping in the sun and be back at dawn.
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#34:
"je suis malade" has nothing to do with breakfast.
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#35:
teach your dog singing.
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#36:
find people to make westfalia independent from germany.
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#37:
draw your boss on some pieces of paper, make flyers and throw them all over the place.
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#38:
go and watch the next tractor pulling in your region.
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#39:
make a rock'n roll dancing course together with your girl-friend.
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#40:
make love, not peace!
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#41:
pretend to be a painter.
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#42:
don't find the answer to the question of all questions, be it!
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#43:
tell people about your daily doing in vietnam.
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#44:
admit the things you did on your best friend's wedding.
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#45:
invent a new three worded language.
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#46:
clean up your flat!
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#47:
dress up, run over crowded places with one hand on your ear and shout "don't!".
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#48:
try to be faster over the stairs than your colleagues in the elevator.
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#49:
rent a schrebergarten.
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#50:
see a woman win and shed an appropriate number of tears.
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#51:
wrap some furniture into newspapers with the latest stock charts.
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#52:
write down all numbers you know without using ciphers.
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#53:
heat up your car in summer, close all windows and pick up some hitchhikers.
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#54:
let the sunshine out.
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#55:
kiss your partner in public.
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#56:
perform "child in time" for your friends or your colleagues.
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#57:
take a day ticket for the local bus and go for a drive watching your home town.
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