help this man!

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eat more nogstyle to enlarge your chances.

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remember: at around one hundred degrees of a secret measurement something starts to melt.

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just get red.

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yes, mr. waterbottle, stay!

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with nordic attitude you may hunt your suede yourself.

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you must not trust a boy wearing white t-shirts.

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ask a friend to help you clean your shoes.

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don't let your children get fat.

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people may tell you that you've wasted your time. so what?

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if this attracts you, weep!

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never leave your wife without a present.

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enter politics and get active for something you adore.

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feel a scratchy motorgrill on your solarplexus.

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after cleaning a car, you may want to buy one yourself.

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send a mail with regards from your imaginary brother-in-law to the other end of the world.

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go and shake an old woman's hand.

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everbody should pay something with his ass once in his life.

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support a support group for ex-non-smokers.

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visit the paralympics and watch it blindfold.

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try to teach english speaking people the difference between "ü" and "u".

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drink beer.

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once grown up, grow down!

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find somthing that rhymes with "mensch".

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try to make a photograph of superman while metamorphosing.

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learn by heart the worst sayings of bud spencer and terence hill.

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found a band called after something silly.

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visit a football match and wear a black and yellow jersey.

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read a dime novel and write a better one.

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make a barbecue at the end of january and sing "california dreamin'".

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improve all sounds you can make with your mouth except talking.

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tell children that watching oneself in a spoon means watching a future top manager.

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learn to swim.

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take a no-frills airline to south europe, go shopping in the sun and be back at dawn.

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"je suis malade" has nothing to do with breakfast.

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teach your dog singing.

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find people to make westfalia independent from germany.

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draw your boss on some pieces of paper, make flyers and throw them all over the place.

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go and watch the next tractor pulling in your region.

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make a rock'n roll dancing course together with your girl-friend.

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make love, not peace!

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pretend to be a painter.

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don't find the answer to the question of all questions, be it!

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tell people about your daily doing in vietnam.

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admit the things you did on your best friend's wedding.

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invent a new three worded language.

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clean up your flat!

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dress up, run over crowded places with one hand on your ear and shout "don't!".

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try to be faster over the stairs than your colleagues in the elevator.

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rent a schrebergarten.

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see a woman win and shed an appropriate number of tears.

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wrap some furniture into newspapers with the latest stock charts.

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write down all numbers you know without using ciphers.

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heat up your car in summer, close all windows and pick up some hitchhikers.

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let the sunshine out.

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kiss your partner in public.

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perform "child in time" for your friends or your colleagues.

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take a day ticket for the local bus and go for a drive watching your home town.

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